So I’m that girl that is like “Where are all the nice guys?” but doesn’t like the 82 nice guys that liked me. I fucking hate it. I don’t go for some broke ass loser with 4 kids with 4 different baby mama’s either.
I have asshole standards. The asshole must be funny/sarcastic and not broke. I don’t mean some fucking millionaire either. I don’t want your fucking money. I just respect hustle and I’m attracted to it. I also don’t like stuffy people. If I can roll out of bed and throw a hat on and start drinking mimosas you better not take longer than me. 🐱
I also have to have a gut feeling that he’s not really an asshole, like eventually maybe it’s fixable like a non emotional behavior. Those seem to me my favs. The one’s that take years to get out my life 😂😂😂. Usually because 6 months go by and I’m like ehhh I’ve forgotten this is gonna make me feel like a hooker and I’m comfortable with him…..so let’s text him.😝🔫 I’m clearly a genius.
Why don’t I like nice guys? I do like nice guys, with a twist. I don’t like smoothering guys because although I might act all like I’m into someone, the second I’m comfortable and trust everything is good. Like I can say I’m sleeping over with Penny comfortable. I back off. It’s like we won! Now go do whatever you do and let’s not need to be with each other every breathing second because I still have a life. I like alone time. Doesn’t mean I forever want to be alone. I just can’t handle some cry baby wanting to be with me every second. I’ll ruin you bro.
I’m aggressive. I’m not good at sugar coating anything. A sensitive, sweet, caring guy with no issues. No. I’m attracted to guys that I know could handle me. That I know I’m not going to hurt their feelings. Now here is the problem: I actually do have feelings but I have pretty thick skin, these mfers are good at having no feelings. So I need one that does. Where do they make them? Sign me up! 😍 Looking for assholes with mild-medium feelings! This is why I’m single. Facts. Holding out for my “deadpool”. 😚