So as I sit here and drink my sauvignon blanc and wonder how in the world am I still actually doing this. I gave up bartending. You f*ckers are nuts. I bartended for 11 years. F*ck that noise. How do you people do that sh*t sober? I was at one point the best f*cking God damn bartender/cart girl you could ever imagine. I didn’t play the game like a typical chick though. I played it pretty real. Everyone was my God damn friend. And actually was. I wore argyle socks on the cart and everyone loved it. Including the wives. I actually sold my socks for $100 one time, I kid you not lmfao. Everyone had my number for drinks! For drinks! I would read the roster of golfers and know what everyone was drinking. I ran around that course like no one ever will. I’m still friends with members cause I’m me. Not some bimbo trying to find my next meal ticket. Although haters always want to hate and I’ve heard hilarious stories that are so hilariously fictional I must be super cool to make up such nonsense. But I now have turned to just being your sarcastic little as*hole server that can run away from the table when they want to be her friend 😂 I have enough friends. Roll on.